Date: 2003-12-13. This is a text only snapshot of the web http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/joke/klingon.htm made by Grzegorz Adam Hankiewicz (gradha@users.sourceforge.net) with the software ELinks 0.5pre12.CVS - Text WWW browser, which you can find at http://elinks.or.cz/ The purpose of the snapshot is to provide an alternative version if the main server fails or the original copy is deleted. The snapshot has been render to 78 characters of width with the ISO-8859-1 character codepage. -------------------------------------------------------------------- [Susan Stepney's Home Page][joke index] I compiled the following from a variety of different sources on the Web, but I don't think I've found the original perpetrator. If you know who, could you email me for inclusion? Thanks. Stephen J Baker has a list of his own Klingon programmer jokes. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Klingon Programmer Top 10 things likely to be overheard if you had a Klingon Programmer: 1. A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment his code! 2. By filing this bug report you have challenged the honor of my family. Prepare to die! 3. You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand! 4. Our competitors are without honor! 5. Specifications are for the weak and timid! 6. This machine is GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code! 7. Perhaps it IS a good day to die! I say we ship it! 8. Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are! 9. My program has just dumped Stova Core! 10. Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived! -------------------------------------------------------------------------