From: Benjamin Stover
Subject: [AL] Aliens Have Landed promoting W2K
Date: Sat, 01 Apr 2000 12:31:45 -0600

It's true!! It's true! Little green men have appeared at my town, and they told me to buy Microsoft Windows 2000. We are now their slaves, and I am no longer allowed to use Linux, because of its poor stability and all of its commercial coorporate techniques it uses to get us to use it (I don't think I'll ever get over Tux's brainwashing)!

This is a warning before they come to your town. Use Windows 2000! It's stable, perfect for gaming, and can make you a lot of money! Linux is a hoax. Also, I have decided to give up my career as a programmer, and take up farming, because Shawn himself told me that Allegro has been stopped, because DirectX will do everything for us, and there's no reason to support anything else!!

Since Shawn has quit altogether, I suggest you all go work for Microsoft, because they rule! This mailing list will self-destruct in 30 seconds... By the way, this has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with it being April 1, 2000. Don't let them fool you! Worship Bill!

~StoverTech~ [Benjamin Stover | | ICQ:5593806]
"Oh no!! Where'd the "Start" button go?! HELP!"

From: Mike Fahlbusch
Date: Sun, 02 Apr 2000 12:28:45 +0900

Shouldn't this be:

Aliens have CRASH landed promoting W2K? |-)

Regards, Mike

program (pro'-gram) [n] A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages.